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Thursday, May 18, 2017

Dirty Dishes Day (aka the day we celebrate humanity's most powerful torture form)


"Bad news: I broke a glass. Good news: It was dirty so that's one less that I have to wash. ": Now He Has My Full Attention Too: Actually it's me washing the dishes and Adam slowly putting his dirty dishes in the sink: Doing dishes will be the death of me......
Throw the pans, save the marriage! "I’ve done it: I’ve taken all of my anger and hurled it at him and watched him double over. But what I have learned is that if I’m hurling meanness at the one person who’s promised not to leave when things get tough, what’s going to be left of him?":
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