Umbrella day

I really have no idea why they put this holiday in February. They must have come from the climate where an umbrella won't break from the massive weight of the FROZEN rain piling on it \_o_/
So for you, people in warm climates (yes, smile as we shiver in the snow!) here's some stories of the rain.

(Also, great news, guys! I have paint on my computer, so I can edit those really funny stories that people ruined with their language!!!!)

Thursday fun

Okay, so usually Fun is reserved for Friday, but hey, I'm bored and every day should be fun.

Send a Card to a Friend Day!

So according to the lists of obscure holidays, today is 'send a card to a friend day' so here's some ideas for some cards for your friends, or some ideas you may want to avoid......
(PUNS AHEAD!!!)

Then of course, the crowning glory:

Monday morning quote!

Thor's day fun

:)

Quote of the week

Happy Spouses Day!!!

In honor of today being National Spouses Day, I thought I'd just set up some stories for/about the married couples out there, and wish them a wonderful day, because, after all, true love is the best thing in the whole world!
Except for a BLT. A bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the lettuce is nice and lean....